Police shut down the Occupy C’ville movement last night, moving into Lee Park to force protestors to leave.  Those who wouldn’t leave on their own were arrested, frozen in carbonite, and hung on Donald Trump’s mantle.

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“We have given them fair warning to evacuate,” says police officer Bobby Fett.  “And now it’s time for them to pay their debt to society.”

The Occupy C’ville movement built their base at Lee Park, an earthen park in the downtown sector of Charlottesville.  One onlooker said the police raid on the camp was “as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

The Occupiers unwilling to cooperate were arrested and taken to the new Trump Vineyard, where they are being held, plastered in carbonite.  They are now decorations over Donald Trump’s million dollar fireplace.

“That one is a fat pig,” said Trump, pointing to one of his new decorations.  “That one is not a U.S. citizen.  And that one is totally fired.  You hear me?  You’re fired!”

There are rumors of a young group of rebels preparing to make a daring rescue of the frozen Occupiers.  More on that story when we receive it.